Ralph's entry to the Christmas Tree Comp

Thumper, my mother came and looked at it and said it needed lights so I went through the cupboard and found some lights and they looked hideous on the tree so I sat and looked unhappily at the then-hideous tree until my mother came back and said the lights looked awful and maybe it didn’t need them after all.

We have lights in other places instead.

What a scoop photo! Yes, AD, that joint is on fire, Santa lit it and there he is bolting…goddam arsonist.

If it a bunch of sticks decorated for christmas, Its a bunch of sticks decorated for christmas.

A christmas tree decorated for christmas is at the corner of Dungowan and Erldunda St Hawker.

it’s a tree, it’s decorated for chrismas, it’s a christmas tree.

oops – just saw the previous post on Ms Potter’s efforts on the Chrissie lights…apologies.

I heard an MLA (I believe it was Mary Porter) talking about ‘regulating’ the use of festive season lights in the suburbs – now that would be a downer…

Hate to be a party pooper, but where’s the christmas tree ?

All I see is a decorated house, and a decorated tree (the not-christmas type)

looks like the house is on fire