Alleged jaw breaking thug nabbed

I have no idea who Sid Barnes is but it’s the kind of name which conjures up images of a Minder or Sweeney type East End gangster.

Good work fuzz!

And what’s wrong with Sid Barnes farnarkler? I don’t remember him breaking any girls jaws with his cricket bat.

“I’m a stinking little turd,
who goes around punching birds,
and then I cower and hide, cos I’ve got no balls
when the long arm of the law finally comes to call.”

Okay – I’m betting he’ll get a 9-year suspended sentence and 30secs community service…..

I’m sure he’ll get the wrist slap that he deserves.

Another $50 fine! What will we do with all this money?

Although he’ll probably just get sent to bed without his supper and be told to be a good boy from now on.

Sid Barnes crescent? Sounds like just the place for a criminal.

“Hiding in the roof of the Garage” pretty well sums up the little cockroach, he doesnt even have the balls to front up when the law comes looking for him.

The young man is expected to face the ACT Childrens Court later today.

Hmm.