Wondering if anyone else happened to witness the confused and extremely naked young man walking down Northbourne Ave sporting a raging boner at around 5am?
Would have stopped and asked if he was ok but was afraid he might stab me.

Wondering if anyone else happened to witness the confused and extremely naked young man walking down Northbourne Ave sporting a raging boner at around 5am?
Would have stopped and asked if he was ok but was afraid he might stab me.
dtc said :
White pill, blue pill, they all look the same at 5am.
Winner! I was vaguely thinking he confusedly took a blue pill at some point.
If he was ‘sporting’ a raging boner I would take a guess that he was jousting
BenjaminL said :
stab you with his raging boner?
I think that was the joke.
Photos next time please. The Riotact should have their version of a “society page” for this kind of thing.
I’m surprised the police didn’t book the the fella for carrying an offensive weapon.
But seriously, casual encounter gone awry?
I agree with the previous commenters – since it’s unlikely anyone who could be described as “extremely naked” could have a weapon concealed about their person, and after all you didn’t say “confused, extremely naked, knife-wielding young man” – were you concerned he would assault you with his turgid member?
Actually, now that I’ve written it down, that is a terrifying prospect.
How do you know he was confused? To me, that sounds more like grim determination and true Australian spirit.
you afraid that he would stab you with what? his big boner?
I don’t suppose you would have thought to put in a call to the police?
Possibly a candidate for the legislative assembly – it sounds like he’d make an upstanding member.
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