29 September 2011

Police get a bat-cave

| By johnboy
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Simon Corbell has announced that somewhere in Canberra’s North the black pyjama brigade of the Specialist Response and Security team have a new 2,700 square metre complex at a secret location.

“The building has undergone a custom re-fit which will allow members to conduct training exercises, and has enough space to store a range of specialist equipment. For the first time Specialist Response and Security officers have a purpose-fit building to match their capabilities, accommodating tactical response, police negotiators, canine, training and support teams,” Mr Corbell said.

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Deref said :

Do they get into it from a telephone booth?

Oh – wait – there aren’t any of those any more.

There’s one in Captains Flat and another in Jerangle.

Sammy said :

Punters at the Belconnen Lakeview Club are now feeling very secure

“Lake view” very optimistic name

Do they get into it from a telephone booth?

Oh – wait – there aren’t any of those any more.

Punters at the Belconnen Lakeview Club are now feeling very secure

The pics are just to send you off track. Those in the know can tell you that the new base is set in deep cavern beneath Mt Ainslie and the only way on/out is through a little known waterfall on the airport side of the mountain. (Either that or I’ve been watching too many 1960’s superhero TV shows)

Guys I don’t think it’s location is meant to be a true “secret”, the Canberra times has photos of it up on their website and you can see other business in the background, pretty easy (with the assistance of Google) to work out where it is.

If it is meant to be a secret, someone has messed up.

Ah, but what if this is disinformation?

Maybe the new super secret cop shop is located under the chess pit in Garema Place?

LOL, so they are really surveillance emo’s?

Emo1 to Emo 2 over?
Emo1 this is Emo2: loud and clear over.
Emo2 this is Emo1: what is the sitrep at the moment over?
Emo1 this is Emo2: you wouldnt understand, it requires depth and more meaning and feeling than you could ever know.
Emo2 this is Emo1: One can only feel desolate for so long until you starts to change Into something the mirror doesn’t recognize, but you wouldnt understand what i mean.
Emo1 this is Emo2: I do know, havent you read my poetry……over….sniffle
Emo2 this is Emo1: Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention……over

Growling Ferret12:36 pm 29 Sep 11

Maybe the new super secret cop shop is located under the chess pit in Garema Place?

Close Thumper – its in the old Impact Records store, now linked to the old Gypsy Bar via a small hand dug tunnel.

TAD said :

It’s not that secret. Everyone knows it’s in the old UN base beneath Lawson.

Co-located with the reptoids?

TAD said :

It’s not that secret. Everyone knows it’s in the old UN base beneath Lawson.

Shhhh, its a secret!

If there is one thing I know from watching TV, the new base will be in a big old warehouse, with lots of space to park their cool cars, and some funky touch screens to view the real time satellite surveillance on. They will drive their cool cars in and out of an unmarked roller door, which no one will notice…

One of those places on Majura Road? Everyone’s going to be avidly trying to find it now.

It’s not that secret. Everyone knows it’s in the old UN base beneath Lawson.

And it is absolutely nowhere near the motorcycle school!

Why did they cut down all the trees next to the road?

Agree. Some things should not even be announced, but politicians find it hard not to stand on a soapbox.

Common sense would suggest that it should have been kept “SECRET”
A “NEW” 2,700 square metre complex in “NORTH CANBERRA” will be
hard to find.-“NOT”. You should think before you announce things Simon!

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