Phillip bad girl can't outrun the law in her Lancer

Proboscus said :

Spiral said :

And those family stickers on the back (If she doesn’t have a family it would have a cat and horse)

Bogans have horses?

Bi way. And cats? Don’t make me laugh. Rottweilers.

Spiral said :

And those family stickers on the back (If she doesn’t have a family it would have a cat and horse)

Bogans have horses?

Take the car away from her.

One would hope that the bogan financial reserves aren’t up to replacing it multiple times…

p1 said :

neanderthalsis said :

Solidarity said :

Rawhide Kid Part3 said :

DESTROY THE CAR!!!

That will make them think twice about being DUI again.

If a several thousand dollar fine doesn’t make people think twice, then what makes you think crushing a $500 car will?

But you can just not pay the fine or claim hardship and the greens plan for equatable fines for the common folk will get you off. Crushing their car has a real tangible effect, especially when the car has demigod status as it often does with the urban boganity.

Crushing it is a waste of resources. Give it to an immigrant.

An immigrant wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those cars.Nah crush the driver or is that just a little too harsh??

neanderthalsis said :

Solidarity said :

Rawhide Kid Part3 said :

DESTROY THE CAR!!!

That will make them think twice about being DUI again.

If a several thousand dollar fine doesn’t make people think twice, then what makes you think crushing a $500 car will?

But you can just not pay the fine or claim hardship and the greens plan for equatable fines for the common folk will get you off. Crushing their car has a real tangible effect, especially when the car has demigod status as it often does with the urban boganity.

Crushing it is a waste of resources. Give it to an immigrant.

Solidarity said :

Rawhide Kid Part3 said :

DESTROY THE CAR!!!

That will make them think twice about being DUI again.

If a several thousand dollar fine doesn’t make people think twice, then what makes you think crushing a $500 car will?

But you can just not pay the fine or claim hardship and the greens plan for equatable fines for the common folk will get you off. Crushing their car has a real tangible effect, especially when the car has demigod status as it often does with the urban boganity.

Rawhide Kid Part3 said :

DESTROY THE CAR!!!

That will make them think twice about being DUI again.

If a several thousand dollar fine doesn’t make people think twice, then what makes you think crushing a $500 car will?

EvanJames said :

Their preferred place on the road is up the arse of other cars (maybe they’re lonely). Have they been assimilated, are they being programmed by some alien force?

Nope, just emulating their knuckle dragging boyfriends who also taught them to ‘drive’.

neanderthalsis said :

A Lancer is the female equivalent of a Commodore. they are usually adorned with “bad girl” stickers, playboy seat covers and bumper stickers that make reference to the owner as a bitch of some description

I sometimes wonder if they’re plugged into some kind of mothership. Females in Lancers and Excels who carefully plaster their cars with the above crap, including the sticker alerting all and sundry that the owner is an unpleasant person, the uniform is an unflatteringly fake-looking hairstyle and enormous sunglasses (are they some kind of fly?), and if they do something wrong on the road, their middle finger goes up. Their preferred place on the road is up the arse of other cars (maybe they’re lonely). Have they been assimilated, are they being programmed by some alien force?

And those family stickers on the back (If she doesn’t have a family it would have a cat and horse)