Queanbeyan Church Brawl

This gets better with every reading. Little details like the fire brigade officer intervening are wonderful. And well done to whoever wrote this report; it’s really nicely done.

I wish I had a copy in the dead tree stuff.

I’m calling BS on this one coz they’re extremely civilised in struggle town unlike the pretentious wankers in the capital 🙂

switch said :

Chop71 said :

2 years good behavior and a $400 fine sounds like Canberra

How Queanbeyan.

Well played, sir/madam 🙂

IrishPete said :

the creative understanding of self-defence

Hang on, what? You mean to tell me that charging off after someone to issue a retaliatory whacking isn’t self-defence? Criminy. What has society come to?

switch said :

Chop71 said :

2 years good behavior and a $400 fine sounds like Canberra

How Queanbeyan.

Magistrate Bone: ….and aTwo year good behavior and a fine of $400.

Greg Sealey: Awwww You Fu##in what??? Four Hundred Duck Fu##in bucks!?!?!? How can I Fu##in afford that? Do I look like a Fu##in Canberran C##t, your honour? I Fu##in work my Fu##in knuckles to the Fu##in bone to put singlets on my Fu##in kids backs and crocs on their Fu##in feet and you want to Fu##in take that away from the little Fu##ers just before School Fu##in starts? Fu## me….. Last time I Fu##in defend myself….shit.

IrishPete said :

Come on folks.I was hoping for a Mully Award for finding this gem:

the creative understanding of self-defence
the venue
telling the church volunteer to eff off
phoning your mum so you can tool up with her walking stick

and then there’s the fact it was in Queanbeyan.

Surety I deserve a prize? MORE COMMENTS NEEDED

IP

No chance this month, not with bicyclists vs. cars over on the other page.

Come on folks.I was hoping for a Mully Award for finding this gem:

the creative understanding of self-defence
the venue
telling the church volunteer to eff off
phoning your mum so you can tool up with her walking stick

and then there’s the fact it was in Queanbeyan.

Surety I deserve a prize? MORE COMMENTS NEEDED

IP

Makes a change from lemon butter…

dpm said :

Matt_Watts said :

S4anta said :

Needs a four corners expose.

An expose on the dangers of watered down port?

I’m guessing it’s AHA’s fault, or they were ‘pre-loaded’ due to the high cost of booze at the fete… 😉

If alcohol was involved, the AHA will probably use this to back-up their concerns about the Multicultural Festival. But alcohol isn’t mentioned in the report, so it’s unlikely to have been a factor.

Time to have earlier closing hours for church?

Matt_Watts said :

S4anta said :

Needs a four corners expose.

An expose on the dangers of watered down port?

I’m guessing it’s AHA’s fault, or they were ‘pre-loaded’ due to the high cost of booze at the fete… 😉

Chop71 said :

2 years good behavior and a $400 fine sounds like Canberra

Not really, it doesn’t sound like anything serious happened, and it’s not like he was attacking a random person to steal their wallets or anything.