Anyone know anything about a bright yellow mushroom that resembles Ron Jeremy?

Anyone know anything about a bright yellow mushroom that resembles Ron Jeremy?
sarahsarah said :
Maybe Eggyolk Fieldcap (Bolbitius vitellinus)? They can vary in shape and yellowness so sometimes it’s hard to tell.
Some good reference pics: http://australianfungi.blogspot.com.au/2007/09/23-bolbitius-vitellinus.html
Nope, you’re way off. I think its more like Longtermicus Hostpitalis
We have slime moulds in our back yard at the moment, which is a little funky but lead to a conversation where my spouse, who was unfamiliar with slime moulds, accused me of somehow causing them by doing something dodgy with chemicals and/or weird craft related materials.
Possibly young Yellow Houseplant mushrooms (Leucocoprinus birnbaumii)? It’s an introduced species
If so, don’t eat them as they are potentially poisonous.
Maybe Eggyolk Fieldcap (Bolbitius vitellinus)? They can vary in shape and yellowness so sometimes it’s hard to tell.
Some good reference pics: http://australianfungi.blogspot.com.au/2007/09/23-bolbitius-vitellinus.html
DUB said :
I too, like Pooks, would like to know what type they are, as overnight they have sprung up on my backyard (near old stump of a tree). Fluorescent yellow. never had them before on my lawn.
How quickly will they kill someone, if I was to make a “steak and mushrooms” pie and gave it to people that I don’t like?
Rule of thumb: Mushrooms with evil faces and answer to names like Deathcap, Destroying Angel, or Harbinger of Organ Failure are definitely delicious but malicious. Smiling mushrooms are okay, but only if their eyebrows are pointing up. If their eyebrows are point down, be wary >:-)
I too, like Pooks, would like to know what type they are, as overnight they have sprung up on my backyard (near old stump of a tree). Fluorescent yellow. never had them before on my lawn.
How quickly will they kill someone, if I was to make a “steak and mushrooms” pie and gave it to people that I don’t like?
The short one of the right looks like my old Meth dealer. But it can’t be him, he’s doing a long stretch in prison.
Oh Gods! Perhaps he’s escaped…….
“Honey, go pick up the kids from school while I pack!”
gospeedygo said :
The police need to do more to stop this boring, mindless, stupid vandalism.
They don’t look hallucinogenic at all! >:O Oh well, give it a couple more months…
The police need to do more to stop this boring, mindless, stupid vandalism.
Masquara said :
Better not be champignon those!
Hahahahahahahahahah……:-)
I stared blankly at that comment for a long while, and then laughed so hard that milk shot out of my nose. And I wasn’t even drinking milk at the time…
LSWCHP said :
They look like they’d be funghis to go out with…:-)
Is there a morel to this story? : )
LSWCHP said :
They look like they’d be funghis to go out with…:-)
They look like d***heads to me…
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