Doing a runner in a Nissan Tiida and being found hiding in a bin. A rare double

How do we know the “bin” wasn’t his actual place of abode?

He’s more likely to get fined for putting the wrong thing in the recycling than any punishment for bad driving

Mmmh, soylent green…

He’s just an avid reader of The Chronicle and missed last week’s edition, Your Honour.

I love that…
“The man was identified as the driver of the vehicle and taken into custody.”

So, the police regularly find people hiding in rubbish bins?

bundah said :

Ah if only he too could be recycled.

You’re assuming he can’t. There must be several useful things that could be made out of him.

I heard he was just waiting for a mate.

When they say; “police observed a white Nissan Tiida travelling at high speed on Belconnen Way,” I’m assuming they mean “above 50kmph”.

That would make me suspicious of it too.

“No doubt this will be thrown out.”

Thank you. Here every Thursday. And try the veal.

Ah if only he too could be recycled.