Apologies : the day Riot forgot

“I have a bike, you can ride it if you like”

I just played Pink Floyd all day…
“Is there anybody out there…out there…out there”

Sonic probably reads the monkey its human rights.

Sonic spanks the monkey ?

Not sonic, freak – Beat Kramer our web-monkey! And definitely not in that way (what ever way that is, ewww).

It’s getting so you can’t trust anyone with a negative IQ and a club these days. Ahh if only for a half decent henchman…

Sonic: mmmmmmm. Me beating the monkey, me cleaning keyboard.

Great, now I have to scrub my keyboard.
Who new the thought of images of Stanhope pissing and doing god knows could cause such sudden and aggressive nausea?

WE DO NOT WANT A WEBCAM IN STANHOPE’S ENSUITE! REALLY! HOW DO I MAKE THESE WORDS BIGGER?! God, waht diseased mind could even entertain the idea of Stanhope’s ensuite?

Pandy, you now have your target, get with the beating!

Meanwhile we are currently working on a few things, that we plan to implement this weekend, which will improve the stability (and maybe even the speed) of the site. Also the revamped site will eventually include some new features – I won’t mention any just yet, as I don’t want to ruin the suprise of a web cam in John Stanhope’s personal ensuite.

Thanks for your patience during our recent instability.

Kramer (RiotACT System Admin)