Baby G

Huh?

she could still be mrs G, as in the old fashioned sense like mr and mrs joe citizen.

Yes but its a watch that few bogan’s own. A Baby G is the smaller female version of said watch in any case so there is your bogan nickname right off.

Although as the G in Special G is a reference to Special’s first name I find the whole thing very chauvinistic. Mrs G should really be Mrs F. If a reference to their family group is needed then surely it should be Baby H or maybe GH’s Baby, contracted to GHB? (no need for a material reference as you always know who your mother is)

If you run up to her and surprise her, she’ll be a G Shock, and that’s a bogan name cause it’s a watch.

Congratulations; but I am slightly disappointed to hear that you haven’t given her a bogan name.

Congratulations – remember they get more fun as they get older!

How’s the sleep going?

ConGratulations