For those who doubt my ability to nurture any living thing, and the many readers who have expressed concern for the well being of my parent’s cat, I offer up the following proof of life as demanded. Please note that rather than a newspaper we have a recent RiotACT post in the background, complete with distinctive image.
In return for proof of life I expect $20,000 delivered to the agreed drop-off point, preferably by a lovely lady.
Thank you!
UPDATED: certain unkind readers have expressed doubt about the image so I now present a closeup from the same shot which should clear up any doubt.
