20 January 2011

Dopey Lyneham thief craps in his own nest

20 January 2011 | By johnboy

ACT Policing arrested a man for an attempted aggravated robbery in North Lyneham last night (Wednesday 19 January).

Around 7.15pm yesterday a man entered a store in North Lyneham and threatened the owner with a knife. Despite repeated attempts by the owner to open the till she was unable to open it and the man left the store.

The owner of the store was not physically harmed but recognised the man as a frequent customer.

The 25-year-old man was arrested outside his home in Lyneham.

The alleged offender will face the ACT Magistrates Court this morning (January 20), charged with attempted aggravated robbery.

[Courtesy ACT Policing]

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poetix2:05 pm 17 Nov 11

Captain RAAF said :

Captain RAAF said :

Regardless of the cunninness displayed, the planning involved, the expertise in the delivery, deep down, crims are all dickheads!

damn, cunningness, CUNNINGNESS!!!!!!

Wouldn’t cunning be sufficient? Regardless of the cunning displayed…

Henry821:33 pm 17 Nov 11

Apart from the lack of commas, the author has improved their spelling and grammar.

Deref1:22 pm 17 Nov 11

Pork Hunt said :

cunninness has too many “n’s” and not enough “t’s”…

😀 Post of the week!

Mumbucks12:25 pm 17 Nov 11

Perhaps he could save the men in blue and the rest of the community and flash a photo Id just before the big heist!

gazket10:08 pm 01 Jun 11

160 hours of community service and a six month suspended sentence for 6 counts of unregistered driving. I got 6 months jail for 1 count of unregistered driving 20 years ago. Magistrates are suckholes now days.

cleo1:10 am 24 Jan 11

Talk about dumber and dumber!

LSWCHP5:01 pm 21 Jan 11

Captain RAAF said :

Captain RAAF said :

Regardless of the cunninness displayed, the planning involved, the expertise in the delivery, deep down, crims are all dickheads!

damn, cunningness, CUNNINGNESS!!!!!!

Yeah, right. 🙂

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunny has a good definition of cunny. Sounds like a Freudian slip to me. What were you *really* thinking of when you wrote that? 🙂

Deref4:54 pm 21 Jan 11

Pork Hunt said :