[First filed: May 04, 2009 @ 11:32]

Robert Rankin’s new book Necrophenia has just pointed out to me that the average human life has less than a thousand months in it. So I hope you did something worthwhile with April.
Between Easter and Anzac Day, and a notable lack of underworld killings, it was a predictably slower month for us than March. So having tempered expectations, here’s our monthly review of where the site’s going and what people are coming here for.
Key Stats:
Visits: 150,443, down from 155,728
Pageviews: 404,025 down from 453,505
Absolute unique visitors: 61,641, down from 61,780
Considering the unavoidable factors inherent to April and the more prosaic nature of the month’s news I’m stoked to see the unique visitors have stayed over 60k.
(Note: These statistics are prepared by Google Analytics and compare the 30 days of April to the previous 30 days)
Housekeeping:
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Fun stuff:
So the 20 most read stories on RiotACT in April were:
- 1. One HD delayed….
2. Canberra’s Little Girls 3 v. Abductors 0
3. Brumby Shawn Mackay dies in hospital
4. Hmm Dirt! Must have hit a nerve…
5. BAD MACCAS!!
6. Parton makes his move – Mike Jeffreys cops the bone
7. Worst Meal in Canberra?
8. Why it’s best to stay indoors – parenting in public places
9. Easter Road Death
10. Belconnen Foreshore sexual assault?
11. Farewell the Belconnen Bus Interchange
12. 5 potential swine flu cases in Canberra – It’s not as bad as it sounds
13. Braddon crawling with police – Details?
14, Easter public holiday surcharges
15. Defence contractor accused of Neo Nazi links.
16. Childish storm in the Facebook teacup?
17. Cyclists pay to use the road (So why say they don’t?)
18. Everyone’s favourite criminal – Matthew Massey – Back in Custody.
19. Minque learns to never mess with Sikhs
20. Windscreen Cleaners, Northbourne Ave and the meaning of NO
And the hundred highest ranked search terms which brought people to RiotACT in April were:
- 1. riot act
2. riotact
3. the riot act
4. riot act canberra
5. riotact canberra
6. the riotact
7. shawn mackay
8. todd carney
9. one hd
10. one hd canberra
11. beating retreat 1812 overture
12. the riot act canberra
13. margaret spalding
14. dfo canberra
15. www.region.com.au
16. megan minney
17. vespa wrecker canberra
18. one hd southern cross
19. shari-lea hitchcock
20. southern cross ten one hd
21. central cafe gungahlin
22. la cantina narrabundah
23. riot-act
24. crace
25. dylan moran canberra
26. burgman anglican college
27. daylight savings canberra
28. “andrew robertson” apis events
29. “interested in buying it outrightly”
30. emma k kittens
31. heidi1 riotact
32. mandalay bus canberra
33. randall blair
34. european wasps canberra
35. lake george canberra
36. kods riotact
37. matthew massey
38. catholic primary school harrison
39. one hd in canberra
40. anu singh
41. shane mortimer
42. climate emergency protest parliament house
43. “thomas sorahan ”
44. canberra photo spots
45. dvaey riotact
46. riot act act
47. alistair coe
48. postcode tattoos
49. min mae
50. no school closures until 2013 andrew barr
51. jamie peisley
52. region.com.au
53. canberra knifes illegal
54. fighter plane joy flight canberra
55. deakin swimming
56. erin molan
57. netspeed problems
58. fisher vietnamese restaurant canberra
59. site:region.com.au charcoal restaurant canberra corkage
60. free tv 2009
61. canberra murder convictions
62. mawson club
63. todd carney nude
64. canberra tattooists
65. woolworths trading hours anzac day
66. allclassfieds
67. gumtree canberra
68. site:region.com.au “i saw a duck once”
69. southern cross one hd
70. swine flu canberra
71. canberra nato facility
72. cranleigh homestead latham
73. jeremy hanson
74. cit hairdressing
75. griffith vietnamese
76. dfo canberra opening hours
77. body corporate managers canberra
78. fiona patten
79. batemans bay marine park
80. the riot-act
81. yum cha canberra deakin soccer club
82. chic henry pay rise
83. dods place greenway
84. free to air tv in canberra more channels
85. maelinar site:region.com.au
86. maram canberra
87. site:region.com.au melbourne cup chicken
88. big poo queanbeyan
89. uc gym
90. wasabi manuka
91. “margaret spalding”
92. bock canberra band
93. the maram erindale
94. the riot
95. “john hargreaves” drinking
96. canberra’s+best+chippy
97. john desmond thompson
98. ngambri
99. “logo cycles”
100. canberra goss