The fun police will be out in force

police are urging all patrons to moderate their alcohol intake and stay well-hydrated throughout the afternoon.

No choice in this regard. They only serve mids…

Only to the lower class!
At the SCG, the members not only get to drink the real deal, but they now also have a Matilda Bay brew house bar. Even though I sometimes get some comps to the members (more usually to the outer), let’s hope the brewery bar is accessible by all classes during the more egalitarian Aussie Rules season.

c_c™ said :

el said :

c_c™ said :

“Any patrons caught in possession or consuming alcohol purchased outside the ground will be ejected.”

Ok, I’ve read this three times and it still doesn’t sound right. If you’re caught possessing or consuming alcohol outside the ground, you’ll be ejected.

Think there’s some copy missing.

Well, I’m not sure – Is the word “purchased” in the above quote you provided invisible to you for some reason?

More that if you read it too quickly, even again, it still sounds like they’re going to make people who a have consumed outside booze eject it.

No it doesn’t. It clearly refers to alcohol purchased outside the ground. They are obviously differentiating between that and alcohol purchased inside the ground.

I’m guessing you are a graduate of the glorious UC?

el said :

c_c™ said :

“Any patrons caught in possession or consuming alcohol purchased outside the ground will be ejected.”

Ok, I’ve read this three times and it still doesn’t sound right. If you’re caught possessing or consuming alcohol outside the ground, you’ll be ejected.

Think there’s some copy missing.

Well, I’m not sure – Is the word “purchased” in the above quote you provided invisible to you for some reason?

More that if you read it too quickly, even again, it still sounds like they’re going to make people who a have consumed outside booze eject it.

c_c™ said :

“Any patrons caught in possession or consuming alcohol purchased outside the ground will be ejected.”

Ok, I’ve read this three times and it still doesn’t sound right. If you’re caught possessing or consuming alcohol outside the ground, you’ll be ejected.

Think there’s some copy missing.

Well, I’m not sure – Is the word “purchased” in the above quote you provided invisible to you for some reason?

“Any patrons caught in possession or consuming alcohol purchased outside the ground will be ejected.”

Ok, I’ve read this three times and it still doesn’t sound right. If you’re caught possessing or consuming alcohol outside the ground, you’ll be ejected.

Think there’s some copy missing.

Stupid cops. People don’t engage in anti-social behaviour. That would indicate a level of personal responsibility. We all know they’re helpless pawns in the hands of alcohol companies.

Let the beer-cup snakes commence.

And don’t forget the long Canberra tradition of asking Mark Taylor how his fujitsu is.