What can you get from a brothel laptop?

johnboy said :

If an independent withdraws their support of the government you’ll know what’s up eh?

If it happens any time in the next week or so, it will be just too much of a coincidence.

Pommy bastard said :

Currywalk?

As a fan of curries from all the (sub)continents, I would have to vote for “Curry Slut”.

Antagonist said :

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I also found the wording a little strange. Like when you get a cup of tea and it has too much sugar in it. Perhaps it is time our Pakistani/Bangladeshi/Sri Lankan/Indian Sub-Continental mates reclaimed the word ‘curry’?

Currywalk?

If an independent withdraws their support of the government you’ll know what’s up eh?

I too would like to think there’s a more devious and calculated blackmail plot here, involving the tactical retrieval of sensitive material by three ‘possibly’ Indian men. I just don’t buy it so far.

I look forward to standing corrected.

As a direct answer to the question posed in the thread title – “What can you get from a brothel laptop?” – a virus.

I can't believe it has been left to me to pull out the obvious answer.

Crabs?

Jungle Jim said :

I would think the chances of the laptop having been wiped and ready for sale already are far more likely…

A distinct possibility, but perhaps for a different reason. What if they wanted to make sure the information on that laptop disappeared?

I also found the wording a little strange. Like when you get a cup of tea and it has too much sugar in it. Perhaps it is time our Pakistani/Bangladeshi/Sri Lankan/Indian Sub-Continental mates reclaimed the word ‘curry’?

BimboGeek said :

I love the awkward wording about the general ethnicity of the men. It’s racist to say they looked like Indians but it’s OK to say they looked like they came from the area around India so now we have the phrase “Indian Sub-Continental appearance”.

Thank you politically correct wording!

Entirely appropriate I would have thought if you aren’t sure they are Indian.

[Mark Warey] I would like to apologize to the entire cast, crew and audience of the Riotact. Had I known that it was a brothel, and not a nightclub as I was informed, I would never have entered it. I’d also like to apologise to the young ladies involved and offere to pay for thier hospital bills and cleaning costs. I promise that I will never again enter such an establishment. [/Mark Warey]

Classified said :

The Frots said :

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………

Pun intended?

And received…………………………just a spelling mistake!!!!

The Frots said :

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………

Pun intended?

I love the awkward wording about the general ethnicity of the men. It’s racist to say they looked like Indians but it’s OK to say they looked like they came from the area around India so now we have the phrase “Indian Sub-Continental appearance”.

Thank you politically correct wording!

Jungle Jim said :

The Frots said :

Hmmm. Should be a lot of nervous people around today. Let’s see………………..credit card numbers, names from the credit cards (which will be legitimate names!), appointment times, fetishes…………………….and on and on.

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………

I would think the chances of the laptop having been wiped and ready for sale already are far more likely…

Bit too targeted me thinks…………………………what what we know, they seemed to know what they were after.

Jungle Jim said :

The Frots said :

Hmmm. Should be a lot of nervous people around today. Let’s see………………..credit card numbers, names from the credit cards (which will be legitimate names!), appointment times, fetishes…………………….and on and on.

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………

I would think the chances of the laptop having been wiped and ready for sale already are far more likely…

Hmmm, does not seem like it. All that for just a laptop to sell? My money would be on any info that laptop had.

The Frots said :

Hmmm. Should be a lot of nervous people around today. Let’s see………………..credit card numbers, names from the credit cards (which will be legitimate names!), appointment times, fetishes…………………….and on and on.

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………

I would think the chances of the laptop having been wiped and ready for sale already are far more likely…

Would the owners be silly enough to keep records of illegal workers on the office laptop? According to the interwebs (not from personal visitation…), MiMi Club is an Asian brothel, so there is the possibility of some less than regular employment practices.

Hmmm. Should be a lot of nervous people around today. Let’s see………………..credit card numbers, names from the credit cards (which will be legitimate names!), appointment times, fetishes…………………….and on and on.

Brace yourself I suspect for more to come on this one…………………