Why is Happy Bird so unhappy?

I’d be pretty unhappy if i had a pricesticker on my head too.

IN my experience chicks are never happy unless you have just bought them a mercedes, new diamond earrings and matching necklace, a gift voucher for a 100 shoes and agreed to hire a second spanish pool boy…and call before ever coming home.

IF you accomplish all that the level of happiness will be about 7 and will last approximately….”TIL I F#CKIN’ SAY IT DOES” “yes honey”

Because Happy Bird is a copyright infringement on Badtz-Maru

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=badtz+maru

The bloke in the can is watching what Happy Bear is doing to Happy Bird and isn’t amused. Maybe he longs to be a 3d object so he can get in on the action.

He’s probably wondering if he can find inspiration for the sequel to “Waltzing Matilda”

what’s that bloke in the hat on the can looking at?

Where is happy bear’s left paw? I think happy bear is giving happy bird a happy goose.

No wonder happy bird isn’t happy.

Happy Koala should get behind the safety rail before he finds himself at the crux of the next hotly debated topic.

Happy Pig is the only one with a belly button.

I’m never happy if I have to go to a bow tie function either