Will a landlocked teepee work as well?

That’s my bonfire, leave it alone.

I intend to burn every plastic bag I find. The Greens – in their infinite unscientific wisdom – told me this is will help the environment.

Is this legal? I’d totally move out of our expensive rental and into a teepee, that tent probably has better insulation than our place.

Sure, there might be some issues hooking up our tech, but nothing that can’t be solved by the $24,000 we’d save in rent each year.