Police now on the trail of the golfing vandals of Gungahlin

LSWCHP said :

Mordd said :

Well that explains the Learner Car back windscreen and the presence of the golf balls. Maybe when they are caught, as punishment, we could tie them to the net at a driving range and let people take their best shots

Or tie them to the stop butts at the rifle range, and let people take their best shots.

An unexpected king-hit from a golf ball dropping out of the sky could cause serious injury, or even death for a child or elderly people such as my parents who go for long walks in the cool of summer evenings. People who are willing to endanger the well-being or lives of others for a bit of light entertainment are nothing more than savage dogs, and don’t deserve any better treatment.

Crazy thought: I do believe the original comment was intended as a joke.

That said, we could use ping pong balls instead?

‘The damage is believed to be linked to an earlier burglary at Gungahlin Lakes Golf Club.’

Linked to the golf club. They’re doing their own puns now.

Mordd said :

Well that explains the Learner Car back windscreen and the presence of the golf balls. Maybe when they are caught, as punishment, we could tie them to the net at a driving range and let people take their best shots

Or tie them to the stop butts at the rifle range, and let people take their best shots.

An unexpected king-hit from a golf ball dropping out of the sky could cause serious injury, or even death for a child or elderly people such as my parents who go for long walks in the cool of summer evenings. People who are willing to endanger the well-being or lives of others for a bit of light entertainment are nothing more than savage dogs, and don’t deserve any better treatment.

Well that explains the Learner Car back windscreen and the presence of the golf balls. Maybe when they are caught, as punishment, we could tie them to the net at a driving range and let people take their best shots