"Curing" homosexuality in Canberra?

Deref said :

Isn’t it about time these scammers were outlawed?

They probably are…in Nigeria.

I had a friend who contracted “Ghey” from sharing a bottle of mineral water with a someone who was a practicing homosexualist. His hair started to become neater, had some good advice on what not to wear and his dress sense was a bit nicer.

Thats when we noticed that he also knew the underlying meaning to the “Bicycle” song by Queen when we were singing it on the way home for what was to be the last time. We put 2 and 2 together and went to see a specialist in Fyshwick who would know if he was starting to turn. She confirmed our suspicions with a frustrated and judging look as she told us to piss ooorrff.

We did and on the way home he started with doing a Rogers and Hammersteins showtune version of Jimmy Barnes’s “Driving Wheels” with “Wheels on the Bus” harmoniously blended in to the mix. I wanted to let him out to have a run around and then drive off……it would have been the humane thing to do but i could not bring myself to do it.

We went home and I had some mince for tea and my mate stuffed his face with sausages and spuds and had gravy dribbling down his chin with a very satisfied look on his face not knowing what fate had almost befelt him.

But it can be cured?

Tell me more about how someone the beat the dick.

Isn’t it about time these scammers were outlawed?

Solidarity said :

DrKoresh said :

Solidarity said :

Man, I can’t believe people go to so much effort for a cause that’s so… stupid

Who cares what other people do if nobody is getting hurt

Are you asking why these people go/are sent to the treatment centre? Or why people are so upset about the treatment centre?

Because if it’s the former I completely agree, but if it’s latter I can pretty confidently say that people who go there for treatment are being harmed psychologically.

Neither – I mean why the hell did these people set up such center in the first place.

There’s a variety of reasons behind it. One of the core reasons is that these people in some cases honestly believe that they’re doing a good thing despite the damage they cause to the people they do this to.

Certainly not unheard of for those running these types of programs to be gay themselves but ashamed and live the lie to the fullest.
‘I used to have homosexual tendancies but now, I’ve got a wife and 5 kids that we pray to god for each day’ but he neglects to mention his self loathing and still goes to that notorious area late at night for some ‘company’. If they get other people to believe it too then there’s a feeling that they’ll end up believing it too.

DrKoresh said :

Solidarity said :

Man, I can’t believe people go to so much effort for a cause that’s so… stupid

Who cares what other people do if nobody is getting hurt

Are you asking why these people go/are sent to the treatment centre? Or why people are so upset about the treatment centre?

Because if it’s the former I completely agree, but if it’s latter I can pretty confidently say that people who go there for treatment are being harmed psychologically.

Neither – I mean why the hell did these people set up such center in the first place.

Solidarity said :

Man, I can’t believe people go to so much effort for a cause that’s so… stupid

Who cares what other people do if nobody is getting hurt

Are you asking why these people go/are sent to the treatment centre? Or why people are so upset about the treatment centre?

Because if it’s the former I completely agree, but if it’s latter I can pretty confidently say that people who go there for treatment are being harmed psychologically.

IrishPete said :

Oops, in case my flippant comment is misinterpreted, it is aimed at the fools who think homosexuality is a perversion. It is not intended to equate homosexuality with penile fork insertion.

IP

I did read about your little sexual experiment mishap Irish Pete, i guess seeing as you are here with us now posting your thoughts, that you pulled up ok…

p1 said :

Is there a cure for religious nutbagism?

We could try a religious cure, burning at the stake sounds like a good start.

Man, I can’t believe people go to so much effort for a cause that’s so… stupid

Who cares what other people do if nobody is getting hurt

Is there a cure for religious nutbagism?

Can they cure you of heterosexuality ? Women have been my downfall – as well as costing me a fortune.

Hallelujah and let’s exorcise those demons that have invaded these poor unfortunate souls and have turned them into perverted sick homo’s lord, let us pray for them..

Oops, in case my flippant comment is misinterpreted, it is aimed at the fools who think homosexuality is a perversion. It is not intended to equate homosexuality with penile fork insertion.

IP

Does it involve a fork?

IP

They’ll pray the fabulous right out of you.