It appears there is no god.

I apologise for the first post, and assuming that it related to Ms Hilton. While I am uncertain why anyone would like Paris the city either, I am much less critical of someone expressing this affection. Although, she might take the relies to this thread as an indication that her intention may be unclear to many people.

On the subject of Ms Hilton and her “good business sense”, the first I ever heard of her was when she came to the Melbourne Cup several years ago, and the media reported it more then the race. Next I heard was when her [cough] “home movie” came out. I suggest to you that if the whole “Paris” dumb blonde branding has been carefully constructed act, then the amount of money she has made through selling shit music, movies and TV shows makes her the most savvy business woman in the world. If, however, she has simply been given an enormous amount of capital in the form of her name, then built on that by being pretty (or not, depending on your opinion), and making home made porn (throw in DUI and jail for good measure), then I reserve the right to hate her. Remember though that I have never met her, am unlikely ever to, and so this is all acedemic. She might be very nice and not spoilt at all.

Man…if I was Welshy I wouldn’t be admitting to knowing her! Maybe we can do an exchange program and just move her over there? I wonder if she speaks French, or has the capability to do so?

In one of those curious little coincidences, I picked up a leaflet this morning for the ABC’s Life magazine. It was headlined “Life is just too short to be reading about Britney and Paris”.

Amen to that. So here endeth my time on this thread! 🙂

She hasn’t inherited anything yet. You don’t inherit stuff until the owner of it dies. And Daddy Hilton is still extant.

Yes it does Jim. She has developed her own brand name that is easily recognised. As demonstrated in this thread.

Actually she didn’t inherit much more than the name.

I-filed said :

Paris Hilton is a very smart and highly intelligent businesswoman. Any male who thinks she is an airhead should compare his bank balance with hers.

She inherited huge piles of money and this makes her ‘an intelligent businesswoman’?

She’s driving a peugeot. It will break down. I love schadenfreud.

i repeat……..WHAT IS THIS SHEILA’S PHONE NUMBER??????

“Apparently ‘Welshy’ knows the driver and it seems she does just love Paris (the city).”

Hah! There ya go JB.
When you “assume” you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me” – Benny Hill.
Except I was right… 🙂

johnboy said :

Aeek said :

This is the most important local issue, as judged by us?
(I exclude the cleanfeed rally as a national issue.)
I hope she’s proud.

Never confuse the number of comments with importance.

In fact, it is usually inversely proportionate!

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

Who really cares if some chick wants to drive a car with personalised plates? Sounds to me like we have jealous persons posting who wish they had a car like this themselves!

No-one wants a hairdressers car old mate. Everyone wants a V8 these days I’m telling you. Everyone everywhere. None of this small car bs

Can we get an interview?
Now that we have established (media) contact.

From the most recent episode of Top Gear (S12E06):

One better than a [Peugeot] 207 is… it’s um, Herpes.

No truer words could have been spoken by great ancient philosopher Jeremiah Clarksonious and yet so relevant today.

johnboy said :

Never confuse the number of comments with importance.

That’s a fundamental management tool – confusing numbers with value.
Numbers can be measured.

Aeek said :

This is the most important local issue, as judged by us?
(I exclude the cleanfeed rally as a national issue.)
I hope she’s proud.

Feel the power of… Paris.

Aeek said :

This is the most important local issue, as judged by us?
(I exclude the cleanfeed rally as a national issue.)
I hope she’s proud.

Never confuse the number of comments with importance.

what is this sheila’s phone number???????

This is the most important local issue, as judged by us?
(I exclude the cleanfeed rally as a national issue.)
I hope she’s proud.

Who really cares if some chick wants to drive a car with personalised plates? Sounds to me like we have jealous persons posting who wish they had a car like this themselves!

She’s certainly very good at turning celebrity into dollars.

Paris Hilton is a very smart and highly intelligent businesswoman. Any male who thinks she is an airhead should compare his bank balance with hers.

The big problem with Paris is there are too many Parisians there.

JB is jealous….. he stands no chance with a hot spunky young blonde chick in a girly car…

G-Fresh said :

Paris Hilton wouldn’t drive a shit box like that.

Wanky poofy little car

The correct term is a “hairdressers car” I believe.

johnboy said :

G-Fresh said :

Paris Hilton wouldn’t drive a shit box like that.

Wanky poofy little car

I’d take one if you’re giving them away.

Me too !

G-Fresh said :

Paris Hilton wouldn’t drive a shit box like that.

Wanky poofy little car

I’d take one if you’re giving them away.

Paris Hilton wouldn’t drive a shit box like that.

Wanky poofy little car

johnboy said :

Or the true mark of the beast – Frangipani arrayed in a Southern Cross.

I think you have rather unwisely assumed that the arrangement was deliberate, or that they even knew what the Southern Cross was.

I always just assume it was accidental and settle for being amazed that they got the backing paper off, and were able to find the rear of the car.

johnboy said :

jakez said :

My fiancee likes frangipani flowers. It’s at times like these that I remind myself of the evils of collectivist thinking.

I retract my above statement as I know nothing of the person in the photograph.

I dunno Jakez.

When people choose to wear markings of group identity they’re rather begging for collective assumptions no?

They are but I’m trying to stop thinking that way. It’s a very very slow process I am finding.

There are always exceptions and I’m trying to move beyond stereotyping people.

BerraBoy68 said :

Wow is this thread getting a hammering on 2CC this arvo or what. Apparently ‘Welshy’ knows the driver and it seems she does just love Paris (the city). He’s labeled those critical of the girl in the photo on this thread quite harshly on air this arvo. Ce la vie..

She just really likes Paris? Okay, flame on people, flame on.

tylersmayhem said :

My fiancee likes frangipani flowers.

Why is this of no bloody surprise!?

Continue to retract all you like when it’s convenient Jake! Wouldn’t want to change a thing.

tylersmayhem, I will stomach your attacks on me but do not in any way ever speak of my fiancee.

BerraBoy68 said :

Wow is this thread getting a hammering on 2CC this arvo or what. Apparently ‘Welshy’ knows the driver and it seems she does just love Paris (the city). He’s labeled those critical of the girl in the photo on this thread quite harshly on air this arvo. Ce la vie..

I love pies, but I wouldn’t have a number plate that said “Pies”!

apparently there is a facebook site for those against frangipanis on cars. the concept of them arranged in a southern cross is, frankly, quite sick…

i thought we invented tanks for a reason – surely that’s one of them? just a civic duty (especially if their on a civic)

she does just love Paris (the city)
If the plates were red, white and blue, rather than pink, we possibly could have figured it out.

But I guess a Peugeot was also a hint.

Thanks for the free advertising Welshie.

Wow is this thread getting a hammering on 2CC this arvo or what. Apparently ‘Welshy’ knows the driver and it seems she does just love Paris (the city). He’s labeled those critical of the girl in the photo on this thread quite harshly on air this arvo. Ce la vie..

execpt for the hat thing – I thought it was perhaps a bit more of a cute joke personalised plates present thing. You know she has blonde hair and is cute and tall and thin and her friends/family/bf think she’s a bit ‘Paris’ so they buy her the plates –
But you know what..who cares? One goofy woman in a hot car with dumb plates as opposed to a gazillion dip s hit blokes with the equivelant…
I know which one i prefer! lol…

Hdopler said :

that appeals to some of my slutty classmates who will wind-up pregnant and abandoned wearing pink slippers at the mall whilst shopping at aldi before the year is out”

It is verboten to refer to people as “slutty” on RiotAct.

I should know 🙂

wishuwell said :

Lucy Jordan perhaps.

Showing your age there my friend.

I prefer the Faithful version myself

maybe she really likes harry dean stanton, or wim wenders or ry cooder; or the special combination they made? yee haa.
Eh, what?! I don’t get it.

That would be a reference to Paris, Texas.
That would work better if she had the same number plate, but on a VW with big spikes (reference to a Peter Weir film)

NICE P1! Where’d you get that from?!

This sticker?

I want one of those stickers that says (in teh appropriate font) “Australia says NO to frangipani stickers”.

Oh no… Not the frangipani stickers… I hate them…

My fiancee likes frangipani flowers.

Why is this of no bloody surprise!?

Continue to retract all you like when it’s convenient Jake! Wouldn’t want to change a thing.

jakez said :

My fiancee likes frangipani flowers. It’s at times like these that I remind myself of the evils of collectivist thinking.

I retract my above statement as I know nothing of the person in the photograph.

I dunno Jakez.

When people choose to wear markings of group identity they’re rather begging for collective assumptions no?

astrojax said :

maybe she really likes harry dean stanton, or wim wenders or ry cooder; or the special combination they made? yee haa.

Eh, what?! I don’t get it. Harry Dean Stanton was last in Big Love (he was the evilly enigmatic Roman). Does he play music? I don’t get it!

WRT the young person being discussed, maybe she’ll come here and have a go, or perhaps her family and friends will. (waits hopefully).

My fiancee likes frangipani flowers. It’s at times like these that I remind myself of the evils of collectivist thinking.

I retract my above statement as I know nothing of the person in the photograph.

Frangipani arrayed in a Southern Cross

God…I feel dizzy and sick right about now! Both those should be banned. And while I try not to hrmm…generalise too much – I think the people who have either of these sticker type on their car…really are the same types time and time again!

Maybe Paris is indeed her name, and the personalised plate and hat is so she can remember it.

I always thought the GB stickers were advisory to other drivers.

Like L equals “Learner” and P equals “Provisional”, I thought GB equalled “Getting Better”?

:-p

Or the true mark of the beast – Frangipani arrayed in a Southern Cross.

To be perfectly honest I’d rather see these stickers on cars than those damn frangipani stickers, or the Oakley stickers of old.

Haha – amen!

The may well be no God, but there’s always going to heaven and back with Paris – just be sure to wear at least 6 layers of protection!

Their either owned by = They’re either owned by… 6 of the best for me!

tylersmayhem said :

On Australian registered cars in Australia?? Huh?

My thoughts exactly! Hrrmmm – we aren’t in Europe people! You can try and make Canberra as European as you like with your smart cars, high rise living, high prices and the rest – but it just looks pretentious IMHO.

I know a few people with (mostly) GB and D stickers on their cars. Their either owned by British ex-pats or a few in the old skool Volkswagen community. So, while in some cases it may be pretentious, in probably just as many there’s good reasoning to do so.

To be perfectly honest I’d rather see these stickers on cars than those damn frangipani stickers, or the Oakley stickers of old.

Ultimately though, there’s plenty of other things to worry about than the stickers people put on their cars. Although, almost without exception, I find people with Collingwood, Essendon and Richmond stickers on their car are complete wankers, haha.

On Australian registered cars in Australia?? Huh?

My thoughts exactly! Hrrmmm – we aren’t in Europe people! You can try and make Canberra as European as you like with your smart cars, high rise living, high prices and the rest – but it just looks pretentious IMHO.

“The GB sticker doesn’t necessarily signify a pom on board. It is actually a sticker to identify that a vehicle with European Union registration is registered in Great Britain.”

On Australian registered cars in Australia?? Huh?

maybe she really likes harry dean stanton, or wim wenders or ry cooder; or the special combination they made? yee haa.

I’m with you Justbands. Many eyes need to be checked! 🙂

And I did really enjoy and agree with Hdoplers comments too!

justbands said :

> Was she as hot as Paris? O_o

Paris Hilton? Hot? Go get your eyes checked!

I agree. She’s got that strange wonky eye and the long nose, no curves etc.

But I’m as ugly as a hat full of arseholes, so who am I to judge?

As my grand-daughter once explained to me:

“girls like paris hilton because she gets paid to be herself, she does nothing, contributes nothing, and still gets money. that appeals to some of my slutty classmates who will wind-up pregnant and abandoned wearing pink slippers at the mall whilst shopping at aldi before the year is out”

Ah… the sarcasm of youth!

Gungahlin Al said :

“she has personalised plates and a 206cc?”

It’s a french car, with plates that say Paris. It’s a female so they’re pink, unless she was a QLDer then they’d be in maroon.

It’s like a more elaborate version of those GB stickers signifying “Pom on board”.

Come on admit it – we’re right and you’re wrong. 🙂

What did Benny Hill always say about why you should not assume?

The GB sticker doesn’t necessarily signify a pom on board. It is actually a sticker to identify that a vehicle with European Union registration is registered in Great Britain. Just some off topic trivia.

> Was she as hot as Paris? O_o

Paris Hilton? Hot? Go get your eyes checked!

Whats sadder than the pic is people automatically assuming when they see the word ‘Paris’ that it has something to do with Paris Hilton…

Its probably some business related advertisement.

Was she as hot as Paris? O_o

Ressemble à a tempête dans un verre d’eau à moi. Qui s’inquiète si elle souhaite personnaliser sa voiture, et elle-même. Elle ne fait aucun mal.

“she has personalised plates and a 206cc?”

It’s a french car, with plates that say Paris. It’s a female so they’re pink, unless she was a QLDer then they’d be in maroon.

It’s like a more elaborate version of those GB stickers signifying “Pom on board”.

Come on admit it – we’re right and you’re wrong. 🙂

What did Benny Hill always say about why you should not assume?

Heheh, nice one Jim. 🙂 Meanwhile, I’m slightly disappointed in this thread, I was all ready to get up on my anti-religious high horse!

Hahahahahaha! Ewwwwwwwwwww.

fnaah said :

Mais oui. C’est possible qu’elle est francaise, et elle est

Malhereusement, mon francais est tres rusty, but I believe you’ve said “But yes, It’s possible she is french, and she is…”

Apparently, I’m supposed to go to France: the other day, I found a French letter with ‘come’ in it.

Perhaps she is a Paris for President operative.

Wow, she must really like…her!

Mais oui. C’est possible qu’elle est francaise, et elle est

Malhereusement, mon francais est tres rusty, but I believe you’ve said “But yes, It’s possible she is french, and she is…”

she has personalised plates and a 206cc?

My 4yo is obsessed with pink, but wouldn’t know Ms Hilton from Adam.

& who says she’s an airhead anyway? That number plate may be a very wise investment.

Lucy Jordan perhaps.

She’s a girl. Of course the number plate is pink

I drive my convertible through Braddon all the time…WHERE’S MY PHOTO! Oh..I don’t have personalised plates.

Gungahlin Al said :

Beat me to it Whatsup. Why the auto assumption that it’s about Ms Hilton?

The pink number-plate?

Beat me to it Whatsup. Why the auto assumption that it’s about Ms Hilton?

Groan! So not html-savvy. The word in the brackets was ‘home-sick’.

Whatsup said :

Maybe she just loves Paris the place and all things French including her vehicle.

Mais oui. C’est possible qu’elle est francaise, et elle est <>.

(Unfortunately I don’t speak French and have no idea what I’ve just written.)

Maybe she just loves Paris the place and all things French including her vehicle.

Bah!

dexi said :

Money obviously does not buy good taste. But it does make me smile. You go girl.

Tru dat.

Money obviously does not buy good taste. But it does make me smile. You go girl.

Skidbladnir said :

2) Do you reckon she pronounces Peugeot as “pew-got”?

I used to when I was a kid.

Awww come on, leave her alone. If it makes her happy and doesn’t hurt anyone go for it I say….

1) Jb, its not a Peugot, its a Peugeot.

2) Do you reckon she pronounces Peugeot as “pew-got”?

Yes, it’s our free will to humiliate idiots!

Out side of retail and hospitality, who wears a hat with their name on it?

Perhaps Paris is her name as well.

Besides, God gave everyone free will. Some people use their god given free will to be idiots.

The real question is, why didn’t you get a picture of the chick from the front side…

Are we sure that isn’t also her name?

There is, indeed, no god. Why is she not desecrating a Hyundai? it’s not right. The thing is, the young and the tasteless have more money these days. Too much. We need a good war.

It’s good that she has decided to place warning on the front and back of her car for the general population. Now if only all the other airheads where so considerate.

The “celebrities” that people choose to idolise astound me.

Ms Hilton is one of the few people on TV who make me physically ill.