Mike Litoris is a very naughty boy

Special G said :

There is a nice little place in Garmisch Pattenkirchen in Germany in the shadow of Der Wank (mountain) called the Mukkefuck cafe.

or the Young Boys football team who play at Wankdorf stadium…

or the great Peruvian football team Deportivo Wanka.

Let us not forget Hans Ohff who used to be in the Collins Class Sub project…

There is a nice little place in Garmisch Pattenkirchen in Germany in the shadow of Der Wank (mountain) called the Mukkefuck cafe.

I’ve heard of a woman who used to work for Telstra called Amanda Dack. Actually, not only heard of her, but met her. And resisted he temptation to ask “is your name really…”
Cruel cruel parents.

I knew of a guy with the surname ‘Imhoff’, which resulted in getting the nickname ‘Jack’…

I used to know 2 bothers in the Navy abot a decade ago… Rank of Seaman, Surname of Stain.

Ahh the laugher of hearing Seaman Stain report to the bridge….

Tori Zarsoff, Jack Korff, Wayne King, Steele Sidebottom.

I wuz there. Russian crooner Freesia Titsov made a big impression.

By the way, is it true composer Carl Orff has a brother called Firk?

There was a Dr. Kneebone in Cook in the 70s/80s. My wife has an uncle whose surname is Fester, and his first name is Arthur. So we have an Uncle Arthur and an Uncle Fester

i still wonder why karmichael hunt isn’t more commonly (than by me in idle moments) known as ‘harmicheal’ – or is he?

in a phone sales gig once had a client frank wanke – actually bought a big thing! best name we had to call was colin pitchfork.

also recall sydney white pages once had a listing for j. mcgherkinsquirter – i kid ye not…

It would have been a full house…
except Richard Brown made an early exit…

In a past life knew a student called Fanny Chua.

What about ex WA Premier Dick Court

I used to work with a guy called John Smith.

I think I know him!

Oh – and my sister’s eye specialist’s name was Dr Wong See. I think he’s retired now, but he was the best in his field in Canberra at one point.

Holden Caulfield said :

Oh, apparently there’s a Gay Boys that used to (or maybe still does) work in the APS somewhere.

You’re right, my friend works with her. Lovely lady.

The best one I ever worked with was Honey Seamen. Dead set. And to top it off, she had a sister named Candy! Apparently her mum loved that song – “Honey ….. oh sugar sugar, you are my candy girrrrrrrl’.

When most people told her that if they were her, they’d change their name, she just replied with ‘I’m proud of it – why should I care what people think’. Fair enough too. But come on …. where was her dad when the bebbies were named?!

There used to be a bloke in the RAAF called Overend. I don’t know what his nick name was but I sincerely hope that it was “Arse”…

Also worked with a radio tech called Morse.

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

you’re the only person in the world names Jules Zanetti?

Pretty much. The only other one was my grand father. Operative word is was.

Oh you’re so clever Mike.

I’m Jules Zanetti, and in the photo, if anyone is wondering.

Last night I went to a TAFE graduation ceremony at the AIS for a friend. To my amusement, (I kid you not) a girl with the surname of Welfare got her Diploma in Community Services, and a girl with the surname of Pain got a nursing qualification 🙂

astrojax said :

does anyone here know ken roots*? …or don’t you care what ken does**?

(*actual name of school classmate – ** actual response from quick-witted teacher at parent teacher night when asked by ken’s parents if he knew him)

Had a friend in high school by the name of Saif. Sadly (and ironically), the heavily used slogan Everyone has the right to feel safe at school resulted in a lot of unwanted sexual harassment when people took it literally.

does anyone here know ken roots*? …or don’t you care what ken does**?

(*actual name of school classmate – ** actual response from quick-witted teacher at parent teacher night when asked by ken’s parents if he knew him)

sirocco said :

We have a dentist in our very own Dickson shops with the name Dr Fang

Not joking

I used to go to that dentist – nobody believed me!

Solidarity said :

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

you’re the only person in the world names Jules Zanetti?

Pretty much. The only other one was my grand father. Operative word is was.

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

I would also like to confirm that this not Jules Zanetti.

Jules Zanetti is far more handsome.

My oh my.

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

I would also like to confirm that this not Jules Zanetti.

Jules Zanetti is far more handsome.

Oh, apparently there’s a Gay Boys that used to (or maybe still does) work in the APS somewhere.

ThisIsAName said :

Years ago, I received a business email from one “Richard Head”. The name suggested a scam, although it was genuine. Poor guy…

The former NSW Minister for Gaming and Racing was called Richard Face.

JulesZ said :

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

you’re the only person in the world names Jules Zanetti?

I didn’t know you were a woman, Capt’n!

Solidarity said :

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

Nope, my name is Jules Zanetti and I can tell you that isn’t me. 🙂

Screw Mike Litoris, I wanna meet Moj Nozhat, that girl is stacked!!!

hang on, did that come out right?

Deref said :

It’s a good thing that Mike Hunt wasn’t there.

Yeah, Mike Hunt is in the far queue.

@23. Oh you poor lonely thing. I’ll meet you at Tilley’s on saturday night. I’ll just page that I’m looking for Amanda Hugnkiss. Should be an orderly queue down Wattle St I reckon.

There’s also a Michael Hunt who bowls at Tuggeranong AMF on Wednesday nights. I’m still waiting for him to be paged as Mike.

“Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot!?”

Met a doctor by the name of Dr Death once. The are several “Deaths” in the phonebook, but I don’t know what possessed him to go into medicine.

Several years ago there was a Mike Hunt in the Defence address book.

We have a dentist in our very own Dickson shops with the name Dr Fang

Not joking

Indi said :

I have had dealings with a real estate agent in Canberra by the name of Gay Spooner

She’s actually highly respected in the industry… but frankly, with a name like that, you’d want to be good at your job

Years ago, I received a business email from one “Richard Head”. The name suggested a scam, although it was genuine. Poor guy…

imarty said :

Apparently most men can’t seem to find him…

+2

not to mention the well-known Irish gay couple just off camera, Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick…

Amanda Hugankis said :

I can tell everyone right here and now, I wasn’t there. I was at home ……… alone *sniff sniff*.

what a party that must have been. I feel your pain, Amanda.

Had you going, I bet! His real name is Jules Zanetti.

I have had dealings with a real estate agent in Canberra by the name of Gay Spooner

Apparently most men can’t seem to find him…

Solidarity said :

I know Michael personally, that is his actual name.

Interesting that a search of white pages across Australia and a surname search engine did not come up with a single example of a real Litoris. Or did your ‘friend’ assume the name, having been born under something else?

He does go my Michael, but he goes by Mike in situations like this, as it’s funny. He’s a pretty funny guy.

I know Michael personally, that is his actual name.

I thought those two guys were Neil and Bob, or maybe that’s just what they do.

Where was Wayne Kerr????

And I’m surprised that no-one has mentioned Ben Dover.

Bob Downe?

rogerthat said :

I once knew a lady named Gay Priest.

I wonder if she knows the former US swimmer Misty Hymen.

Probably not, I guess.

I can tell everyone right here and now, I wasn’t there. I was at home ……… alone *sniff sniff*.

So wait, all the other names are real ? where was Bjorn Lhuza ?

Hugh Jorgen

Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity?

Or is it Philip McCrack?

Wonder if Mike knows Phil McCracken

I once knew a lady named Gay Priest.

Ophelia Dickie was absent.

Maja Buttreeks, Hue Jass, Ivana Tinkle, Oliver Clothesoff, Mike Rotch, Amanda Hugnkiss?

chrisi said :

Dixie Normus, Pat McCrotch, and Lucinda Head were there as well, but Justin Case and Heywood Jablome couldnt make it.

Man, after all this…………I got nothin’. Too good!

Don’t get it. What there a “C” missing from his name or something?

Ring ring
Hello Moe’s Tavern…

nice work. Everyone needs a good chuckle when reading the times.

Buy that man 100 Beers! Well played!

Is that Seymour Butts in the background?

Dixie Normus, Pat McCrotch, and Lucinda Head were there as well, but Justin Case and Heywood Jablome couldnt make it.

Does “Nozhat” refer to a type of nose hat?

Deref said :

It’s a good thing that Mike Hunt wasn’t there.

Leave my brother out of this.

Wayne Kerr wasn’t there either

Drew Peacock was left a bit limp by it all.

Deref said :

It’s a good thing that Mike Hunt wasn’t there.

. . . or even occasional RA contributor R. Slicker

It’s a good thing that Mike Hunt wasn’t there.

The Canberra Times is currently advertising for two news/sports sub-editors… coincidence?