Much sought after Team Katy merch now available online

air-sickness bags, could even be used on the [insert politician’s name here] hot air baloon

PantsMan said :

Does the ATO know about this?

But in all seriousness, a Steve Pratt concealed camera would not go astray.

And now we’ll know which cyclists to swerve at!

Team Katy White-Out? So I can, ahem, *fix* these pesky reports that someone has inserted all the wrong numbers into.

Does the ATO know about this?

But in all seriousness, a Steve Pratt concealed camera would not go astray.

haha wtf?

I hope when they do the pestering at shopping centres they are all wearing the lycra.

Catheters and collection bags, for when they take the piss.
Trampolines, so we can backflip as much as they do.
Blinkers, so we can be as focused and single minded as they are.

I was going to suggest toilet paper, but it wouldn’t be any good because it seems like the s*** won’t stick to our local polies.

Matte Yak
A Tam Tyke
A Mat Tyke
A Matt Key
Take At My
Teak At My
Yak At Met
Yak Tat Me
Yak Tat Em
Ma At Tyke
Ma Tat Key
Am At Tyke
Am Tat Key
Tam At Key
Mat At Key
Katy Meat

Dammit! It looked like there was so much potential!

I’d love a Zed bobblehead for the dashboard of my car so I could watch his little head furiously shake in disapproval.

No. Please, no.

“What other merch would you like to see from Canberra’s politicians?”

Team Katy condoms, we are going to screw you….safely