Checking the mail today in the ever hopeful spirit there would actually be something for me, I was a bit excited at the prospect raised by this note written on the outside of a folded bit of paper:

Because no one in their right mind skips over the offer of free food, right?
So boy was I disappointed when I opened it up to find this inside:

Nice that they want to sell my house, but there was absolutely no mention of food at all in this biography of a not-particularly-new real estate agent (it says she started with the company in May 2004).
Not happy.