Police want your help with the latest brothel fire

fgzk said :

Arseness!? Arseness!!!!????

That may well be the greatest neologism of the 21st century to this time. “Arseness:One who sets fire to a brothel”.

I can now

ROFLMArsenessO

fgzk said :

Cleo “Don’t forget Summernats are coming up, I’m sure some one wants all their business for their own brothel.” In an old thread…..

So I guess the inference is that a competitor might burn down a brothel that was likely to take a a large slice of the Street Nats cash. Not such a far fetched idea when you consider that a week’s work can bring more money than a whole years worth. Paying an arseness fee would make a good investment and return a greater slice of the pie.

Arseness!? Arseness!!!!????

That may well be the greatest neologism of the 21st century to this time. “Arseness:One who sets fire to a brothel”.

I can now

fgzk said :

Cleo “Don’t forget Summernats are coming up, I’m sure some one wants all their business for their own brothel.” In an old thread…..

So I guess the inference is that a competitor might burn down a brothel that was likely to take a a large slice of the Street Nats cash. Not such a far fetched idea when you consider that a week’s work can bring more money than a whole years worth. Paying an arseness fee would make a good investment and return a greater slice of the pie.

Would that be pork pie then?

Cleo “Don’t forget Summernats are coming up, I’m sure some one wants all their business for their own brothel.” In an old thread…..

So I guess the inference is that a competitor might burn down a brothel that was likely to take a a large slice of the Street Nats cash. Not such a far fetched idea when you consider that a week’s work can bring more money than a whole years worth. Paying an arseness fee would make a good investment and return a greater slice of the pie.

god slaps self in face.
thats what i was saying in my first post they had access to the keys.
who would be the number one suspect then?
this isnt nuclear rocket science no forced entry no one on premises.
im sure the government will waste our money though playing csi can i have a brush 2?

stonedwookie said :

the door was locked.

Um, yeah. After whoever set the fire left.

i was being serious though how does this even make sense?
check the canberratimes it says no one was there.
who the f lit it then?
its not like they could break threw the window like spider man its on the second floor duh
the door was locked.

stonedwookie said :

im solely blaming this one of casper the ghost!
if no one was in the premises when the fire started how can it be deliberitly lit?
did they use there pychic powers to start the fire?
the door wasent broken down becuase the brofel nextdoor tryed to ring the bell no one was there!
so yeh someone was burning the place down and made sure they locked the door on the way out!
if thats the case shouldnt they be looking at the owner who had access to the keys?
the whole story doesnt make sense and i probley dont ether but o well LOL

Smoking cones and typing isn’t always the best idea. On the positive side, it appears you have some good quality gear 🙂

stonedwookie said :

im solely blaming this one of casper the ghost!
if no one was in the premises when the fire started how can it be deliberitly lit?
did they use there pychic powers to start the fire?
the door wasent broken down becuase the brofel nextdoor tryed to ring the bell no one was there!
so yeh someone was burning the place down and made sure they locked the door on the way out!
if thats the case shouldnt they be looking at the owner who had access to the keys?
the whole story doesnt make sense and i probley dont ether but o well LOL

Casper was the friendliest ghost in town – i doubt it was him.

So, a knocking shop was completely deserted at 10:47pm. And someone set fire to it.

Interesting news, that.