We're being colonised by Americans via the sperm bank

Thumper, I’m almost certain it’s still legitimate to discriminate against anyone who persistently says anything anywhere near as irritating as “Y’all have a nice day now”.

Sooner or later, VY will learn another joke. We await that moment eagerly…

“Don’t know if you looked at the online version, but the Canberra Times sought fit to post a picture of Melissa Etheridge and her ‘Mrs’ with this story. “

I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot.

C’mon guys get a grip on yourselves and rise up to the occassion! This is a competition between us and the Wanks. A Canberra Cup to the winner.

Bad buns not intended.

I just get pictures in my head of that movie (road trip? – stifler from american pie) where the guy gets the nurse to ‘milk’ him from the behind 🙂

Don’t know if you looked at the online version, but the Canberra Times sought fit to post a picture of Melissa Etheridge and her ‘Mrs’ with this story.

The sperm mobiles are up and down Limestone Avenue.

And some of them look quite pretty.

Hm, this sperm shortage needs serious solutions.

Anybody know where the sperm-mobiles will be this week?

Who would want to be a test tube baby anyway? Everyone would know your old man was a wanker.

I’d suggest that the fertility clinics in Canberra need to look inwardly at their problem. I tried a number of times to get set up as a donor (don’t laugh – I’m being serious here!), if only to try to put some balance on the issue of smarter people not breeding, and morons breeding like rabbits (see the story about racial abuse of taxi drivers…).
But the clinics would never return phone calls, or the promised person would never get back to you. After 18 months of on-and-off trying, decided the risk of an accidental addition to the family was too high, and chop-chop.
So they had their chance and (sorry for the pun) blew it!