As seen in Canberra.
So the challenge, dear readers, is to firstly guess what the sign used to say (restrain yourself if you already know).
Once that’s cracked perhaps wags would like to speculate on what it could or should say?
Enjoy.

As seen in Canberra.
So the challenge, dear readers, is to firstly guess what the sign used to say (restrain yourself if you already know).
Once that’s cracked perhaps wags would like to speculate on what it could or should say?
Enjoy.
FICKERIG HAUS. Its German for……(and its not what you think it sounds like!)
FLAY OTTERS
WATERY FOWLS
“Don’t mention the war”
“Pretentious, moi?”
… get the idea?
Finer Habituate
Finger halitosis
Filtered Haemoglobin
Fiber Hoptic
If it’s refering to what is behind the sign I would guess ‘FIRE HAZARD’.
Fisher Shops was my guess at the ‘actual’.
Finder Chops – stockers of quality lamb products.
it clearly said finger house, which is, of course, Weston Creek slang for glove.
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