27 February 2014

Where can I burn two boxes of papers?

27 February 2014 | mentalist

I want to quickly get rid of papers with my name on it, so the easiest way is to just burn them. Anywhere I can do this without the cops being called on me?

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Weaselburger8:36 pm 02 Mar 14

just put some rocks in the boxes and dump the in the lake….
There’s so much junk in there already that no one will find out

Masquara1:39 pm 01 Mar 14

I have a fireplace. You can burn your papers in it in exchange for a good bottle of red.

Here_and_Now8:41 pm 28 Feb 14

How did it go?

The temperature’s dropping, so the “fireplace logs” idea will make sense soon if you haven’t done anything yet and have a fireplace or know somebody who does.

You could even shred before you papier-mache into logs or blocks if you want that extra protection.

PantsMan1:16 pm 28 Feb 14

Have Labor and The Greens outlawed fire now?

Spiral7:39 am 28 Feb 14

Morwell?

Though it is a bit of a trip from here.

HiddenDragon10:24 pm 27 Feb 14

I think you will find that, aside from legal niceties, the advice about shredding is probably the most helpful, and practical. I wish you luck in trying to burn substantial quantities of paper quickly and fully without causing enough smoke to stir all but the most tolerant and relaxed neighbours into action. The key is proper ventilation, so anything which is almost fully enclosed – like a saucepan – will not be as effective as you might think. (The latter opinion is based on distant recollections of my father’s “burn off” activities in the days when that was still permitted – I have a shredder!).

mentalist7:28 pm 27 Feb 14

ausbradr said :

Just use a large old saucepan or something and do it in your backyard on a day where fire danger permits (not on total fire ban or no fires without permit days).

If the cops show up, just tell them you’re destroying documents….. Unless of course you’re avoiding them for a reason???

thanks for the only useful comment. if i have problems, i’ll pretend im cooking sausages

bd847:16 pm 27 Feb 14

Norwood Park Crematorium in Mitchell might do it if you just tell them it’s your old grandma Jean in the boxes? That sounds legit too right?

bronal6:10 pm 27 Feb 14

Do you know anyone who works at the Canberra Hospital? They have a good incinerator there.

watto234:44 pm 27 Feb 14

burning is the easiest way to get rid of them, yet you have time to post a question here and wait for a response…….