Copulation in public places, your thoughts?

Or you were just desperate to be together and there was nowhere else you could be.

neanderthalsis said :

I can see the next RiotAct event being the Canberra Dogging tour, forget the haunted houses, gay beats and where to find the best pizza in the ACT for under a buck fiddy, what we really want is where to best observe the unhindered copulation of the inebriated…

Where does one purchase a Columbo style raincoat these days?

Oh too funny. Damn straight, the whole thing about doing it outside was half the thrill of perhaps being caught…ah those were the days.

underwear ?

Jim Jones said :

Danman said :

I got a cape.

Are you wearing your underwear on the outside?

where?

on their head?

Danman said :

I got a cape.

Are you wearing your underwear on the outside?

I’m done for then!

*chuckle*

I got a cape.

It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet, Jim Jones!

*lol*

Granny said :

aidan said :

Granny .. “them” = more than one?

Not in the same place at the same time, young Aidan!

Them = not just current partner I’ve suffered this rottenly lousy problem with

I’ve suffered. Oh, I’ve suffered. How I’ve suffered! Did I mention I’d suffered?

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods, eh?

Should’ve never ought to’ve let ‘X’ get away …. I was stoopid.

if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with!

Still holding out for a hero, huh?

aidan said :

Granny .. “them” = more than one?

Not in the same place at the same time, young Aidan!

Them = not just current partner I’ve suffered this rottenly lousy problem with

I’ve suffered. Oh, I’ve suffered. How I’ve suffered! Did I mention I’d suffered?

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods, eh?

Should’ve never ought to’ve let ‘X’ get away …. I was stoopid.

colourful sydney racing identity said :

tops, love it. and nothing is funnier than coming across people invovled…

especially if you are the guy watching…

StrangeAttractor said :

Don’t tell Conroy, he’ll have the feed from our eyes filtered!

Sir, I like your analogy.
“The Government will remove your ability to see!” instead of “Look away if you don’t like it!”

Granny .. “them” = more than one?

Ooo eerrr.

I have to agree with the general tawdryness of the appropriately named Dicko Woollies carpark. That said, I hope they were parked in the free section down the far end.

Don’t tell Conroy, he’ll have the feed from our eyes filtered!

‘Knob gobbled’ … such eloquence, such romance, such poetry ….

Unfortunately language like this has become a habit, to keep the ladies at bay.

😉

Outdoors yes… Dickson Woolies carpark no. ew.

A true carpark romantic!

‘Knob gobbled’ … such eloquence, such romance, such poetry ….

Did someone say Stan Collymore?

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

As a red-blooded Australian male, it would be fair to say that taking a leak outside on a warm moonlight night with a gutfull of piss is almost as good as getting your knob gobbled while standing up like the Statue of Liberty, gazing out at the world which, at that moment, is truly your domain.

No – the leak must be much better surely. You pay in some form – sweat or humility – for the “gobbling”. There’s no uncomfortable exchange involved in the leak.

As a red-blooded Australian male, it would be fair to say that taking a leak outside on a warm moonlight night with a gutfull of piss is almost as good as getting your knob gobbled while standing up like the Statue of Liberty, gazing out at the world which, at that moment, is truly your domain.

S4anta said :

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

I guess it all comes down to one thing: What is the etiquette for high fiving a participant during the act?

i reckon it would come down where your hand has been in the first place.

Classic!

In the rain with an approaching thunderstorm @ night was my best outdoors

aired ‘here’, not ‘he’ sheesh – freudian slip, what.

if it weren’t for the fact that outdoor sex requires no sheets, i’d swear there was lots of dirty laundry aired he we needn’t oughta see..? 😉 oh, well, if ya got it hang it out somewhere..!

the wall-less room is wonderful, innit? the moon, thou, all those good things (and it can be quite comfy, thanks very much, particularly on a soft riverside mossy grass bank.

I too have had the please of outdoor sex on a secluded beach. Very nice. Not so nice was the fumbling sex as a young man on one of the picnic benches around Lake Burley Griffin. I won’t tell you which one (enjoy your lunch and try not to think of me next time you eating down at the lake, Rioters) but I still get smile on my face when I see couples sitting there eating a picnic.

of course, sex in public is only to be condoned when both chicks are hot.

Hell yeah!

I understand the guy who was watching. Like him, I lost many friends over the years, whenever I asked them if I could watch…you take it where you find it.

of course, sex in public is only to be condoned when both chicks are hot.

Well, you’re all safe from me, anyway.

*chuckle*

*walking along deserted beach late at night*

Me: Let’s do it …. Here. Now.
Them: What?! No!!
Me: Oh, c’mon!!
Them: NO.

*awkward silence*

I hear Bulls Head and anywhere on Brindabella Road, off Brindabella Road, Mt Franklin, Murrays Corner, Cotter, Corin Dam and Barracks flat are good….

Not that I would know :P~~

If you must though – please leave the place as you found it, if not better.

Doesn’t the sentence:

“Last night I became aware of the fact that a very sentimental ring I had possessed for nearly 40 years had gone unaccounted for.”

ring any bells?

Along the lines of:

“Last night I became aware of the fact that a very sentimental set undergarments that I had possessed since I was last at the shop had gone unaccounted for.”

When you lose something, I believe it is said to be “lost”. If you say that something “had gone unaccounted for”it means you lost it doing something you don’t want to admit to. Who was on the grassy knoll, and how many of you were in the carpark at that hour……?? mmm

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

I guess it all comes down to one thing: What is the etiquette for high fiving a participant during the act?

i reckon it would come down where your hand has been in the first place.

J censored my f word, so now it could be _anything_.

Who cares about a tutting prude?

Outdoor sex is over rated, rarely comfortable and no added turn on. For me anyway, if it butters your muffin feel free to do it, as long as where you’re doing it doesn’t frighten the horses.

Criminal and should be prosecuted (10%, 10 Votes)

aka: I am a ****ing prude. Literally.

Hmm that might explain it, about 1000 people on this IP address.

If you can’t see the voting options it means someone on your IP address has already voted.

okay I must be going blind (not enough public sex obviously) but where the heck do you vote in these things ?

The embarrassing thing for me in my early twenties, was not the police car stopping beside us, tapping on the window and asking the young lady accompanying me if she was OK, but when the same two cops, in the same place, did it again a week later….

aww it won’t let me vote.. but yes, there are much better places that a woolies carpark to do it…

Love means never having to say you’re sorry ….

*guffaw*

Years ago in another (undergraduate) life I may have know a young lady who might have persuaded me to assist in her mission to go the wild thing in as many public libraries as possible. The ANU libraries were easy as there are plenty of quite spots amongst the racks for a little love action. The National Library presented a challenge. As did the ACT Government library that used to be in Civic.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologise for any embarrassment suffered by the librarian at the ACT Government Dickson library. Sorry.

I can see the next RiotAct event being the Canberra Dogging tour, forget the haunted houses, gay beats and where to find the best pizza in the ACT for under a buck fiddy, what we really want is where to best observe the unhindered copulation of the inebriated…

Where does one purchase a Columbo style raincoat these days?

I never thought of Dickson Woolies being an erotic location! I thought that sort of thing was restricted to industrial areas where the kiddies are not likely to be roaming.

Well, I would prefer not to get my rocks off in a public carpark, but what about a river in the moonlight or a good old Bornhoffen ad haystack or a deserted beach or a swimming pool? Or just a lazy afternoon with the sun filtering through the trees and the bees buzzing around the clover?

I mean, usually the aim would be *not* to be caught, especially by the police, but you know you can be caught at home anyway when your four year old wanders into the room unexpectedly at two in the morning.

That was part of the best bit of being young for me. Ok, we were a bit gross, but it was wild and exciting and we didn’t get caught and we really weren’t hurting anybody.

tops, love it. and nothing is funnier than coming across people invovled…

Go for it, but I would suggest there are better places for it in Canberra than Dickson Woolies.

“Anyone got a bucket of cold water?”

depends if they are fat.

For some people the bedroom just doesn’t float their boat….

Love it !

Can’t people just get a room? I would prefer not to witness such acts.

I guess it all comes down to one thing: What is the etiquette for high fiving a participant during the act?

Fornication in public? Oh NOES!!11!ONE

Won’t someone think of the children?