26 May 2010

Does anyone know where Chris the waiter from Courgette has gone?

26 May 2010 | By Lili Pier

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Hi,

I have been a frequent diner at Courgette for a number of years and we have always had this great waiter called Chris.

Last week we went there for dinner and were told that he doesn’t work there anymore. Does anyone know where he is?

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krats9:35 am 27 May 10

He has changed his name to Wally

harley11:33 pm 26 May 10

*polite cough spoken under the breath* debt collector…

bd849:17 pm 26 May 10

MrNurseRatchet said :

*polite cough spoken under the breath* stalker…

🙂

Funny I was thinking exactly the same thing..

Perhaps check your mailbox to see if there’s a restraining order waiting for you?

The Traineediplomat9:14 pm 26 May 10

I heard he got signed up for the lucrative English Premier Waitstaff League with Pickles and Onions United. They’re up in Europe this year, first round a tough away fixture with Spatula Moscow from Russia.

Hopefully he’ll be fit for the World Cup…

MrNurseRatchet4:37 pm 26 May 10

*polite cough spoken under the breath* stalker… 🙂

georgesgenitals3:51 pm 26 May 10

Last time you ate, the restuarant was short of food, so they butchered Chris and served him.

So, where’s Chris? HE’S IN YOU!

Fiona3:47 pm 26 May 10

No.

justin heywood3:06 pm 26 May 10

I had written Chris a letter, which I had for want of better
Knowledge, sent to where I met him in the city years before
He was a waiter when I knew him, so I sent the letter to him
Just ‘on spec’ addressed ‘Chris the waiter, address unsure’

And the answers, as expected, lots of mirth directed
At my motives (and I think some have gone too far)
But ’twas a waiter mate who wrote, and verbatim I will quote
Chris has gone to Tuggers, but we don’t know where he are

(apologies top Patterson. Some meetings are REALLY boring)

trix2:01 pm 26 May 10

I dunno kambahkrawler – I think Pommy bastard wins the prize for most creative effort. Seriously, who cares where a waiter ends up, as long as the restaurant food stays decent.

phil m1:55 pm 26 May 10

Perhaps the other staff at Courgette know? Just an outside hunch.