Reasons to rent

That’s not as good as the offer of free houses to those aged 109 years and older that was delivered to our letterbox a couple of years ago…

Email on way to JB with the evidence.

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

If you measure the shape of their head, I suspect you will find they have criminal tendencies.

Riot Police said :

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

thanks Dr. Lightman

Wow this is really interesting. Look closely at the words in the hand written transcript. When the author feels a rise in emotion the word is written bigger. At the start of the letter the emotional state is high. It gets lower as the the author gets his/her frustration out with a few relapses. Looks like a pretty easy diagnosis for schizophrenia.

Lazy I said :

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To the owner of this “House” living in a council bin is against the law and Ninja’s have spotted you having showers in the bin’s various juices.

on behalf of the Ninja’s and council pickles, I demand you stop living in a bin and give me $50 if you don’t want a sandwhich ghost haunting you. Tomorrow I’ll be here with a gun if you don’t get out
Have a good “Life”.

P.S. Get a life.
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I think you missed the bit in bold?

Crazytown.

Where in Amaroo exactly? Need to know if I need to start walking my dog elsewhere…

Unless I’m mistaken I do believe the word ‘gun’ appears in that letter.
If it does, the resident should approach their friendly police station with this matter.

I hope the ninjas never spot me showering in the bin’s various juices.

Transcription please?

So if you don’t pay 50 bucks (presumably for living in a bin) He’ll shoot you? WTF?

From what we could decipher (to save people reading the scribble).

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To the owner of this “House” living in a council bin is against the law and Ninja’s have spotted you having showers in the bin’s various juices.

on behalf of the Ninja’s and council pickles, I demand you stop living in a bin and give if you don’t want a sandwhich ghost haunting you. Tomorrow I’ll be here with a gun if you don’t get out
Have a good “Life”.

P.S. Get a life.
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Council pickles doesn’t seem like something a kid would say.. don’t really understand the sandwich ghost bit either (not that the rest really makes any sense).

I couldn’t write that bad if I tried…

what?

‘ninja’s and council pickles’….?

Can anyone decipher this gobbledigook?

translation please???

Mmm, bin juices.